‘From Kindergarten to Kollege, in One Step’ (2015)

How To Make a Baby Graduation Cap and Gown

Is he ready for college? Please, please, say he’s ready!

How hard should your 5-year-old be preparing for [trumpets, please] College?

From Kindergarten to Kollege, in One Step

I didn’t have a bad time in college. Some of it was good. But jumpin’ jehozafat, how much “education” is enough! It starts when you’re four or five years old and is still going when you have a beard. And all it does is prepare you for MORE education!

Took me a long, long time to catch on to the scam.