‘From Kindergarten to Kollege, in One Step’ (2015)

How To Make a Baby Graduation Cap and Gown

Is he ready for college? Please, please, say he’s ready!

How hard should your 5-year-old be preparing for [trumpets, please] College?

From Kindergarten to Kollege, in One Step

I didn’t have a bad time in college. Some of it was good. But jumpin’ jehozafat, how much “education” is enough! It starts when you’re four or five years old and is still going when you have a beard. And all it does is prepare you for MORE education!

Took me a long, long time to catch on to the scam.

‘One of My Nightmares’ (2014)

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What–keep us in school for as long as we live? And never let us out? Aaaaagh–!

One of My Nightmares

It’s the start of a new school year, and millions of Christian parents have sent their children to anti-Christian public schools to be “taught” by unionized teachers who labor to turn our children against us. Then they send them to college to finish the job.

Know this: We have totally lost control over our schools: we have no say in who runs the schools, who teaches, or what is taught.

That has to change–if it’s not already too late.