Ben Carson’s Jesus Scandal

How inutterably shocking! A man who wishes to be president has, in his private home, a picture of himself with Jesus Christ Our Lord.

According to our nooze media, this is intolerable. Dr. Ben Carson is once again cast as an Enemy of the People, completely disqualified from ever holding public office.

Bad enough he said he didn’t believe in the Big Bang or Evolution. Even worse, his mind is not right about the pyramids of Egypt. But this–!

Now, if Carson had good taste, he would have his house decorated with pictures of Marx, Kinsey, Darwin, Castro, maybe even a framed book title page autographed by Richard Dawkins (who believes super-intelligent Space Brothers may have originally “seeded” Earth with life).

Having been exposed as someone who loves Jesus Christ, Carson’s only way out now is to start dating a Kardashian. This just may rehabilitate him in the public eye. Is there a K-sister left available, or will he have to wait in line until one of them is free?

Be in a picture with Jesus–bad.

Be in a picture with Bruce Gender–priceless!