ben carson and jesus christ

So how many lives has Salon.com saved lately?

I wasn’t going to go with another Ben Carson story today, but I can’t help responding to the stepped-up attacks on him by our wonderful nooze media, objective, fair, and balanced ( http://www.salon.com/2015/11/09/5_worst_right_wing_moments_of_the_week_ben_carson_is_a_pathological_liar_partner/ ).

Here are a few gems from yesterday’s Salon.com.

“You know Ben Carson is crazy.”

“Ben Carson is about to crack.”

“Ben Carson may not be able to discern when he is lying anymore… It’s weird… Or maybe it isn’t for a man of science, who asserts pyramids were built for grain storage and evolution is wrong.”

And so on. They’re still mad at him for having a picture of Jesus in his home.

Since when have noozies had any interest in the truth? A liberal never tells the truth if he can help it. If you put a gun to Al Gore’s head, he couldn’t tell the truth. If you dangled Hillary Clinton over a tankful of ravenous sharks, she couldn’t tell the truth. Heck, post-modern college professors tell us that there is no truth–well, except for those political truths that all their students had better believe in if they want to pass the course.

But Ben Carson, Dr. Ben Carson, world-renowned brain surgeon–oh, that’s another story! This is a man who is stark, raving mad as well as stupid, totally delusional (like all Christians, according to the noozies), and liable at any moment to turn into Jack the Ripper.

Can’t we just have Obama in the White House for as long as he lives? And then after that, his avatar or something? Why do we have to have these blasted elections, anyway?

Dr. Ben had better watch himself. If they get much madder at him, that could be dangerous.

How inutterably shocking! A man who wishes to be president has, in his private home, a picture of himself with Jesus Christ Our Lord.

According to our nooze media, this is intolerable. Dr. Ben Carson is once again cast as an Enemy of the People, completely disqualified from ever holding public office.

Bad enough he said he didn’t believe in the Big Bang or Evolution. Even worse, his mind is not right about the pyramids of Egypt. But this–!

Now, if Carson had good taste, he would have his house decorated with pictures of Marx, Kinsey, Darwin, Castro, maybe even a framed book title page autographed by Richard Dawkins (who believes super-intelligent Space Brothers may have originally “seeded” Earth with life).

Having been exposed as someone who loves Jesus Christ, Carson’s only way out now is to start dating a Kardashian. This just may rehabilitate him in the public eye. Is there a K-sister left available, or will he have to wait in line until one of them is free?

Be in a picture with Jesus–bad.

Be in a picture with Bruce Gender–priceless!