Alias Who?

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They may be bad news, but they’re not using aliases.

Since 2020 there’s been an email floating around–we got it yesterday–alleging that a passel of front-page Democrats have been operating under names other than their own: that is, they have aliases. Like the folks on “Wanted” posters.

In fact, some of the aliases are merely maiden names or nicknames (Babe Ruth wasn’t legally named “Babe,” for instance). If they were really criminals on the lam, the FBI would ignore them: too busy spying on parents who don’t like their local school boards’ policies.

Because Our Side has an ongoing commitment to truth, we have to report that Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, Ilhan Omar, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttsisname, and Bernie Sanders are not eluding prosecution by using fake names. Former New York Mayor Bill de Blasio really is Warren Wilhelm Jr., but that reflects a painful family matter and I prefer to leave it alone.

This Time Trump Is Cooked, for Sure

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A new whistleblower has emerged from the whistleblower factory and this time it looks like Donald Trump is toast, no two ways about it.

But if you think I’m going to waste a perfectly good scandal now, when there’s hardly anybody here to read it, and not even one comment so far–well, gee, they’d laugh me right out of the nooze business.

“We’ve got him now!” exulted an unidentified Democrat shoemaker.

But we can’t play this swan song until there are more swans in the audience.