We “Are’ On To SumbThing heer in Nothing Studdies!!!! It cood “start a” Revolsion!!
Heer “is” waht we lurnt!!! Frist yiu thinck Bad Thawts,, thenn “yiu” Doo Bad Things!!!!!!!!!! Iff yiu whant to “stopp the” Bad Things frumb hapening, frist yiu got To stop “the” Bad Thawts frumb Being thunk!!!! (And thay say Collidge it aynt Good foar enny thing!!! Hah!!!!!)
So our Stodent Soviet we setted up a Triburinal to fynde Out whoo “was thincking” Bad Thawts. We has this Guy, he lurnt Haow “to” hyppnatise peeple,, he Is Cykick, no boddy caint Hyde nothing “frumb” him!!! He whil ixpoze Awl The Bad Thawts and We whil Punnish evvry One whoo thincks themb!
I awlyays thawt sumbday I wood be A Gurl,, thats Haow I got “my” Moth Antenners but i didnt Get no Gurl parts!!! Nhaow I knOW it awl Faled becose Of Bad Thawts that Other Peeple thay wast Thincking, “Awl themb Ha”ters and Biggits!!!!!!
Whel, thay cant hyde Insyde thare Branes no moar,, Can “thay?”?” This Cykick Guy, he “can jist” putt his Hannd on yore Haed and know “waht” yiu Are Thincking!!!! Worning! This heer Collidge they “whill Not” alow Bad Thawts enny moar!!! We WILLH fynde Out!!!!