Encore: ‘Should Journalists Be Beheaded?’ (2016)

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At this point in history, we’re beginning to wonder whether it’d make any difference.

Should Journalists Be Beheaded?

The headline on townhall.com read, “Imam Says Journalists Should Be Beheaded During Fox News Interview.” After 20 hours on my feet in the production room at the old Bayshore Independent, I’m afraid I wrote a few headlines like that.

I’m not bloodthirsty. I’d be satisfied with letting loose some mice and snakes on the floor of the studio where they’re producing “The View.” It would be their best show ever.

Failing something like that, our only recourse is not to watch it.

Burpy Dog… With Crazy Headline

I admit the spectacle of a dog burping isn’t the most sophisticated entertainment you can find. But the headline provided by Youube lifts it onto another plane.

Ready? Here it is:

“Golden Retriever Belching After Eating Video.”

Gee, they shouldn’t have let him eat all those videos. I would never let my cats eat videos.

Our ability to communicate via the written word just might be in trouble.

Special Treat! ‘What Were They Thinking?’ (2015)

Goofy Headlines… – Conservative Baby Boomers Laugh and Learn…

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Actually, it’s not that hard to write a goofy headline. Imagine your job is to write hundreds of headlines and that you’ve been on your feet for almost 20 hours. That’s how I wound up writing a goofy headline or two.

But here’s a collection of real howlers!

What were they thinking?

Don’t be put off by the blank space above. Click the headline and the pictures will appear. Trust me, these will make you laugh out loud.