‘Today’s Top Belly Laugh’ (2017)

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Great Caesar’s ghost! Remember this? In 2017 there was going to be a big Democrat pow-wow where they’d figure out how to talk to normal people. I had my eye out for it, but I never did hear how it turned out.

What in the world would this crowd ever have to say to normal people?

Today’s Top Belly-Laugh

That’s when they realized they’d have to cheat to win elections. Hillary Clinton’s abject failure in 2016–when they were crowing on Election Night about her 99% chance of winning–damn near drove a stake through the Party’s heart. It is a great pity that it didn’t.

But I can’t help wondering what they would’ve decided they ought to say to us. That would have been a laugh for the ages.