Star Wars bar scene – Lee Duigon

Great Caesar’s ghost! Remember this? In 2017 there was going to be a big Democrat pow-wow where they’d figure out how to talk to normal people. I had my eye out for it, but I never did hear how it turned out.

What in the world would this crowd ever have to say to normal people?

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That’s when they realized they’d have to cheat to win elections. Hillary Clinton’s abject failure in 2016–when they were crowing on Election Night about her 99% chance of winning–damn near drove a stake through the Party’s heart. It is a great pity that it didn’t.

But I can’t help wondering what they would’ve decided they ought to say to us. That would have been a laugh for the ages.

Not “diverse” enough? really?

Right–you hear the word “diverse” and you know what’s coming.

Now, too many people already take Star Wars a lot more seriously than they ought to. That happens a lot with science fiction. People keep forgetting that it’s fiction.

Well, now we’ve got homosexual activists saying the next Star Wars movie–that would be Star Wars VIII (good grief), already in production–had better have some “gay” characters ( http://variety.com/2016/film/news/star-wars-gay-character-glaad-lgbt-report-1201764348/ ). The Star Wars franchise is owned by Disney, the evil empire famous for its kow-towing to organized sodomy. Surprising they should even have to ask.

Anyhow, say the activists–great gloms, am I sick of activists–science fiction is about “advanced societies” which are bound to embrace every kind of aberrant sexuality you can think of. And that there are not enough “gay” characters in the movies–just try to guess what’s coming–“creates an unsafe environment”! What–no “climate of fear”? You left out “climate of fear”?

It doesn’t occur to these activists that maybe one of the reasons studios don’t like to pack their films with deviants is because then a lot of people wouldn’t go to see them. And never mind bringing the kiddies! I’m afraid the real world isn’t quite as enamored of homosexuality as the activists like to think. (If it were, they wouldn’t have to constantly resort to the courts to impose their agenda on the rest of us.)

Besides which, you twollops, this is Star Wars! So what if the Amoeba-thing from Zontar is “gay”? Like, how could you tell? Since when is the famous “Star Wars bar scene” not “diverse” enough?

But a day without making yet another new demand is, for the activists, a day not lived.