For Sale, Cheap! Hunter Biden Art Knockoffs

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We know you can’t afford a genuine Hunter Biden masterpiece to hang in your living room. Like, who has half a million dollars? Well, the enthusiastic buyers do, but we haven’t been told their names.

But all is not lost! Snorty Artistic Enterprises Inc. has a whole collection of genuine imitation Hunter Biden art works, including his immortal “Stick Man/Stick Woman.”

Imagine being able to pick up one of these for a mere $25! We are sorry that The Big Guy won’t get his $2.50, but that’s Snorty’s problem, not ours. (Be careful answering your door, guys!) And best of all, each painting features an incoherent scrawl that you can say is Hunter Biden’s signature!

Show your love for Big Brother by spending money on the closest you’ll ever come to Big Brother’s famous nephew.

And remember–the Justice Dept. is watching you!

Hunter Biden’s… Art Exhibit?

Hunter Biden painting.

The artist at work!

This is just too much.

Now we’re gonna have a Hunter Biden art (LOL) exhibit, at a Washington D.C. art gallery, anonymous buyers, and prices expected to run from $75.000 to $500,000 (https://nypost.com/2021/07/08/hunter-biden-art-show-sparks-ethics-concerns/). And please don’t think ANY of these unidentified buyers expect to gets lots of nice favors from the doddering dolt in the White House.

No, heck no. A deputy press secretary says this gang features “the highest ethical standards of any administration in American history.”

Whopper of the century. Eat your heart out, Warren G. Harding.

What on earth does Hunter do with all that money? Has he got the Midas touch, or what? I mean, every time you turn around, there’s someone else with a wheelbarrow full of money for this guy. He doesn’t have to sit on any Ukrainian gas boards or Chinese hedge funds to rake in another million bucks. He just runs around, free as a bird, collecting wads of money.

Congress wouldn’t dream of investigating him.

This country has an awful lot to be ashamed of.