Tag: Hunter Biden

Hire Haunter Bydin!!!!

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New footage has emerged of Hunter Biden smoking drugs, drinking and fondling himself while floating in a sensory deprivation tank in January 2019

Wee “The” Peeple of The Stoodint Soviet “of” This heer Collidge, we reckamend and dee-mand the collidge shood aut To Hire Haunter Bydin as a prefesser becose “his” father it Is Pressadint Jobydin and aslo he is jist “so” coool!!!!!!

Lookit that thare pixture!!! Hoo else wood taik “that” kyned Of pixture??? We say Haunter Bydin he “Is” a Souper Heero!!!!!!!!!! Aslo he kindof “looks” lyke one!

He doughnt has to Teech nothing “to be a” prefesser!! Oar elst “he” can Teech enny thing he whants!!! He knows a Lott! abuot kemisstry And art!!!! Has yiu seeen his “Pain”tings?? Eat yore hart out, Van Go!!!!

We dee-mannd that Repubickans thay stop hardassing himb, he hassnt done nothing rawng, “thay” “Are” ownly Out To Get Him becawse Darnold Trump he payed themb “to” doo it!!!!!!! We caul Foar a Genderal Stryke heer “at” “the” collidge and aslo evryware ellst untill Trumpt he “is” “in” jale and Haunter Bydin he is toadally Free and beeing “a” Prefesser heer At Collidge!! He is a Souper Heero!!! I cantt “say” that enuph!!!

Hunter Biden: In Your Face, America

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Just two days after copping a plea to two mere misdemeanors, Hunter Biden, SloJo’s son, strolled into a posh state dinner given for Premier Modi of India. Attorney General Merrick Garland was there, along with a gaggle of celebrities and politicians.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hunter-biden-ag-garland-enjoy-white-house-state-dinner-first-son-faces-federal-charges

They’ve got him on tape shaking down some foreign money-men by invoking his father’s high office: better cough it up, or my Big Guy’s gonna get you. Hunter raked in some cool millions.

At the same time, The Regime is trying to put Donald Trump in prison. That’s how you deal with your chief political opponent. The Third World is here.

You’ve got to hand it to the Biden crime family. They don’t take no for an answer. And the consequences are… virtually nothing. Not even enough to keep you out of the wing-ding.

Did we really, truly, vote for this?

I can’t bring myself to believe it.

So Where’s Hunter Biden’s Laptop?

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A now infamous laptop owned by Hunter Biden, the, uh, “president’s” son, featuring a veritable circus of corruption–plus lewd photos of Hunter enjoying himself in various unwholesome ways–seems to have gone missing while in FBI custody (https://nypost.com/2022/03/29/gaetz-tries-to-get-hunter-biden-laptop-into-congressional-record/). The laptop was seized by the FBI in 2019 but now the agency’s cyber-chief says he doesn’t know where it is.

As Long John Silver used to say, “Now ain’t that too bad!” Well, heck, we can’t investigate it if we don’t have it, can we?

Congressman Matt Gaetz, however, has read the contents of the laptop into the Congressional Record–which means they’ll have to do something about it. What, who knows? Think the Biden administration will investigate itself?

Copies, copies–you know they’ll argue that the copies can’t be used as evidence because copies can be tampered with. The record of the chain of custody is currently incomplete. (See what you can learn, watching Quincy reruns?)

I can’t decide what’s driving this–bold, in-your-face, criminal arrogance… or outright desperation. The FBI is not supposed to lose evidence. Do they really think we’ll let it go at that? Especially after the 2020 presidential election, in which Big Tech and our so-called “news” media, allied to the Democrats, ruthlessly suppressed all news of Hunter’s laptop? Think that news might have cost them votes?

This is about corrupt politicians and dirty money, big-time. And remember, corrupt dealings involving Ukraine, Russia, and the Biden family all feature in the saga.

Do they get away with it, or what?

Pray for justice. I think it’ll have to come from God.

Are We Sure About This War?

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Fighting escalates in eastern Ukraine | Financial Times

Russia has invaded Ukraine, the violence of this war is incalculable–and our whole government is cheering for Ukraine. But what if the Ukrainians aren’t the good guys? What if there are no good guys in this war?

Up until recently, and over a span of years, did we ever hear anything about Ukraine that wasn’t tied into some scandal or other? What about all those multi-million-dollar deals with Hunter Biden, complete with a `10 percent cut for “the Big Guy” who is now, allegedly, our president?

Sure, Vladimir Putin and the Russkies are the bad guys. But does that automatically make Ukraine the good guy? I find myself unable to come to that conclusion.

Meanwhile, as it preaches the sanctity of Ukraine’s national borders, our government refuses to enforce our own country’s southern border. What does that say about our priorities? Shouldn’t we be repairing our own ruptured border?

The American people don’t want to blunder into war in Europe. Can we trust our leaders not to do that?

I wish I knew.

What Do They Do with the Time They Steal from Us?

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Every year the elites steal an hour from the American people under the guise of “Daylight Savings Time.” That’s some 300 million hours swiped out of people’s lives once a year.

What do they do with all those hours that they’ve stolen?

Here are a few theories that have been suggested:

*Hunter Biden is selling them to China (with 10% for the Big Guy).

*George Soros is adding them to his life.

*The Clinton Foundation is collecting them to use as building blocks for an alternative universe in which Hillary is president.

*They’re tacking them onto Majuh League Baseball (TM) games to make them take longer.

*They keep adding them to John Kerry’s shelf-life. Otherwise he would’ve disappeared years ago.

Those are only five of the most likely explanations for this stupid thing they do to us every year. Please feel free to report any that you’ve heard.

For Sale, Cheap! Hunter Biden Art Knockoffs

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We know you can’t afford a genuine Hunter Biden masterpiece to hang in your living room. Like, who has half a million dollars? Well, the enthusiastic buyers do, but we haven’t been told their names.

But all is not lost! Snorty Artistic Enterprises Inc. has a whole collection of genuine imitation Hunter Biden art works, including his immortal “Stick Man/Stick Woman.”

Imagine being able to pick up one of these for a mere $25! We are sorry that The Big Guy won’t get his $2.50, but that’s Snorty’s problem, not ours. (Be careful answering your door, guys!) And best of all, each painting features an incoherent scrawl that you can say is Hunter Biden’s signature!

Show your love for Big Brother by spending money on the closest you’ll ever come to Big Brother’s famous nephew.

And remember–the Justice Dept. is watching you!

Hunter Biden’s… Art Exhibit?

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Hunter Biden painting.

The artist at work!

This is just too much.

Now we’re gonna have a Hunter Biden art (LOL) exhibit, at a Washington D.C. art gallery, anonymous buyers, and prices expected to run from $75.000 to $500,000 (https://nypost.com/2021/07/08/hunter-biden-art-show-sparks-ethics-concerns/). And please don’t think ANY of these unidentified buyers expect to gets lots of nice favors from the doddering dolt in the White House.

No, heck no. A deputy press secretary says this gang features “the highest ethical standards of any administration in American history.”

Whopper of the century. Eat your heart out, Warren G. Harding.

What on earth does Hunter do with all that money? Has he got the Midas touch, or what? I mean, every time you turn around, there’s someone else with a wheelbarrow full of money for this guy. He doesn’t have to sit on any Ukrainian gas boards or Chinese hedge funds to rake in another million bucks. He just runs around, free as a bird, collecting wads of money.

Congress wouldn’t dream of investigating him.

This country has an awful lot to be ashamed of.

‘Help Wanted: International Monetary Fund Honcho’ (2015)

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“And I am supposed to know where it went? Sacre bleu!”

Who’s running the International Monetary Fund these days? In 2015 it was one Christine LaGarde; and she was in hot water for allowing over half a billion euros to disappear while she did–well, who knows?

Help Wanted: International Monetary Fund Honcho

I don’t know where it’s written down that it’s always got to be the sleaziest and most corrupt villains who run the government. We have an international creepocracy. Hey, look at us! We’re told we just elected Hunter Biden’s old man, “the Big Guy,” who got 50% of every crooked dollar Hunter collected from the Chicoms, president of the United States! We are now as dirty as the European Union!

Are You Getting Angry Yet?

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How about it, America? Are you getting mad yet? Mad at the Washington establishment, I mean–the Deep State. The Swamp.

They’ve been trying to overturn the 2016 presidential election since Election Night. Our votes don’t count, it seems. We were supposed to elect their candidate, Crooked Hillary. We didn’t, and so it’s been one damned thing after another–the Russian Collusion hoax, the Ukraine hoax, the impeachment that’s not an impeachment: not one day has passed without them trying to nullify our vote.

They refuse to enforce our borders.

They treat our money, that we worked for, like it was their money, which they didn’t.

While they shop around for bigger, better mansions, they want to Save The Planet by taking away the amenities we have.

They purposely foment racial strife, just to serve their own political ends.

They want to, and work to, “transform America” into God knows what–and pray we never find out.

And not one of them has been carted off to jail! Not one. They’re all strutting around as free as the wind. As free as Hunter Biden.

Elizabeth Warren thinks we need to pay “reparations.” Strike off more of that money that you worked for, but she didn’t. They’re so good at giving away other people’s money.

I don’t know about you, but it makes me mad to see them partying 24/7 at our expense. I don’t like to be governed by crooks and mountebanks.

They’re having a great time, and we’re paying for it. That really ought to make us mad.