My Newswithviews Column, Oct. 14 (‘Phony, Pandering, Condescending, and False’)

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Spend enough time covering the nooze these days, and you begin to wonder if anything is genuine. The degree of corruption already attained by the, uh, “Biden administration” is already legendary.

Phony, Pandering, Condescending, and False

Oh, their commitment to destroying our freedom and turning our country into a socialist hell-hole is genuine enough. Their ties to globalist tyranny are the real deal.

Meanwhile, we’re in an age of fake government, fake news, fake crimes, and fake victims…

 

For Sale, Cheap! Hunter Biden Art Knockoffs

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We know you can’t afford a genuine Hunter Biden masterpiece to hang in your living room. Like, who has half a million dollars? Well, the enthusiastic buyers do, but we haven’t been told their names.

But all is not lost! Snorty Artistic Enterprises Inc. has a whole collection of genuine imitation Hunter Biden art works, including his immortal “Stick Man/Stick Woman.”

Imagine being able to pick up one of these for a mere $25! We are sorry that The Big Guy won’t get his $2.50, but that’s Snorty’s problem, not ours. (Be careful answering your door, guys!) And best of all, each painting features an incoherent scrawl that you can say is Hunter Biden’s signature!

Show your love for Big Brother by spending money on the closest you’ll ever come to Big Brother’s famous nephew.

And remember–the Justice Dept. is watching you!