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How To know yiu Are a Interllectural

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A lot of yiu Ordrinary  dum peeple yiu dont know What Is a Interllectural and yiu mite evin “think” yiu are One! Well that “is” jist stopid so i whil explane to yiu How “to” know iff yiu Are a Interllectural or knot!!

Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu are “in” Collidge doing Ginder Studdies!

Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu got no Job and annywhay Work it blows so yiu dont “whant” no job annyhow!

Yiu know you are a Interllectural iff yiu has got no Frends becose them ordinary dum peeple thay Are Jellice of yiu four being so Smart!!

Yiu are a Interllectural iff yiu Know Hillery she shuld aught to Be Pressadint but Donold Trumpt he canoodled whith The Rushins and thay stole “it” fromb her!!!!

Yiu are a Interllectural wen yiu are four Socile Jutstus and any boddy who isnt that got to be throne in Jale!!

Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu “know Climbit Change” it Is reel! and any boddy who dont beleave it thay are a Notsy that Haits wimmim and Peple of Culler!!! See if Hillery she was pressadint it wuld Be “a” Law that yiu Has Got to “beleave” and iff yiu dont yiu go To Jale!!!

Yiu are a Interllectural iff yiu Dispeyes Wite Peeple and yiu know “that” al the Prombles in the whirl thos are thair Fallt!!

Thare is of corse lots moar “to it” butt this it aught to Get yiu strated! I jist whant to ad that ownly us Interllecturals we “are” Smart Enuohgh to under stand al this iff yiu are two dum it whont make no cents!!!!!


Turky Is Too a Vegtebble!

I get sick of som of the stopid peple who reed this stopid blogg but maybbe thay cant help it thay not in collidge so thats why thay dont undderstand nothing. i jist notised that one of them “said I thuhgt yiu was a vegan how com yuo want to ete turky for chrismiss dinner?

See that shows how dum that thay reely are! Of corse i alreddy know thay not interllecturals lik me, thay not in collidge so i gess I “got” to explane it.

Hay, yuo big dop, turky is too a vegtebble!! it is jist OK and fine for me to ete turky and stil have a vegan dieit! Which is beecose turky is a vegtebble!! it istnt no red meet produck and besides it grows on treees and bushes. Yes i know it looks lik chicken but that is onely a Suprefisile Simularitty. Chicken has fethers and turky dont. Go into any stoor and you wont see no turky with fethers on it.

Anyway us interllecturals we can ete anythinge we want, oru big branes that so much bigger than yuors they neeed constant feeeding! Thats wyh Pressdint Obomma he ete al that Koby Befe and anyhow that is a vegtebble too and eting it is one of thos things that make him so smartt!!!

So see yiu ordrinary dum peple shuld jist shutt up becuse yiu dont know waht yuo talkin abuot, go do som of that Work yiu alyaws talkin abuot and jist leeve the thinkin to us!!! We been doin a goood job so far!!!!


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