academic blather – Lee Duigon

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A lot of yiu Ordrinary dum peeple yiu dont know What Is a Interllectural and yiu mite evin “think” yiu are One! Well that “is” jist stopid so i whil explane to yiu How “to” know iff yiu Are a Interllectural or knot!!

Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu are “in” Collidge doing Ginder Studdies!

Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu got no Job and annywhay Work it blows so yiu dont “whant” no job annyhow!

Yiu know you are a Interllectural iff yiu has got no Frends becose them ordinary dum peeple thay Are Jellice of yiu four being so Smart!!

Yiu are a Interllectural iff yiu Know Hillery she shuld aught to Be Pressadint but Donold Trumpt he canoodled whith The Rushins and thay stole “it” fromb her!!!!

Yiu are a Interllectural wen yiu are four Socile Jutstus and any boddy who isnt that got to be throne in Jale!!

Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu “know Climbit Change” it Is reel! and any boddy who dont beleave it thay are a Notsy that Haits wimmim and Peple of Culler!!! See if Hillery she was pressadint it wuld Be “a” Law that yiu Has Got to “beleave” and iff yiu dont yiu go To Jale!!!

Yiu are a Interllectural iff yiu Dispeyes Wite Peeple and yiu know “that” al the Prombles in the whirl thos are thair Fallt!!

Thare is of corse lots moar “to it” butt this it aught to Get yiu strated! I jist whant to ad that ownly us Interllecturals we “are” Smart Enuohgh to under stand al this iff yiu are two dum it whont make no cents!!!!!

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Hear At our Collidge we are prowed of hasing the Best Divercity Traning pogrom ever!!! Thay has one aslo at Minnisoda State butt thay must got a Lot “of” whimps up thare becose “so Manny” of them thay “got to has” counciling becose thay Get all trigered and then thay “jist” cant take it! (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11047)

at Minnasoda thay Are trying “to” get purfict Socile Jutstus wel yiu Cant make “a” Omblit whith-out braking Eggs!! Yiu has got “to be” Toughh iff yiu Whant to get ridd of al Micro Grecian!! So hear At our collidge yiu dont get No tedy bares and Play-Doh untill yiu “has” finnished al “the” Whorkshoppes!!! Aslo the collidge thay had to higher a lott of new Divercity Axperts and Spatialists so Natcherly the Tution it had to go Up!! Some Racist he camplaned abote it So ate of us We “beet” “him” Up!!!

I wuld tel yiu “al” the Things we suposed to Learn only somb of them thay are Reely “hard to” Spel and yiu wuldnt under stand tham “anyhow” un-lest yiu hapen “to” “be” a Interllectural like me!! Ordrinay dum peple yiu jist “Cant” teech them Intosexional Communile Sistamic Oprestion and Other “technicle” Stuff like that! Wel our Collidge requirres evry Stodent “to” take al “The” werkshoppes and thay has got to keep takin them agin and agan un-till thare Minds thay “are” rihght!!! Somtimes yiu got to tye them Up so thay Cant “run away”!! Thare was one Biggit he “kept” doing Micro Grecians untill thay locked himb in the Swet Box for three hole dayz!!! After that,, he “had” reel goood Divercity!