Blame it on the Illuminati! Or the Bossa Nova…
Secret plots and cunning plans… by criminal masterminds… who can’t keep it a secret from Joe Blow on the Internet… Sigh!
Come to think of it, though, we seem to be getting not quite so much nutty email as we used to. But don’t tell me people have come to their senses. If they have, then how in the world do you explain Kamala Harris?
Maybe “The Corporations” are doing a better job of hiding their plans to assassinate all their customers.
There won’t be anyone left to say “I toldja so!”