‘Do We Believe in Talking Snakes?’ (2019)

Here’s one from five years ago that you might enjoy today. Do we, as Christians, really believe that Eve had a conversation with a serpent? ‘Cause atheists believe we’re schmoes for believing what’s published in the Bible.

Do We Believe in Talking Snakes?

But boy howdy, the stuff that they believe in! “Progress” (don’t make me laugh). Here’s a good one–Big Government. And how about “You can change your gender”? Good grief, a talking snake seems like pretty small potatoes compared to those crapola vessels. By all that’s preposterous, several million people voted last month to make Kamalalala Harris president! Anybody home up there?

‘Saving Kamala’ (My Newswithviews Column, April 25)

Democratic Presidential Candidate Sen. Kamala Harris Attends Campaign Events In Las Vegas

Go ahead, add the sound effects! I dare you.

Four years from now, Democrats will be practically forced to run current V.P. Kamala Harris for president. That’s assuming we still have elections by then.

The problem is… Kamala herself.

Saving Kamala

Ghah! Can you imagine a State of the Union address punctuated by that… laugh? Her patented cackle? Always breaking out at just the wrong moment.

Think of the cackle being part of a speech about Pearl Harbor. Makes your flesh crawl, doesn’t it?