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Left Freaks Out Over ‘My Pillow’ CEO’s Statement

My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell

Mike Lindell, founder and CEO of My Pillow, has announced that he will convert 75% of his production to antivirus masks, manufacturing 50,000 a day by the end of the week. But Democrats and noozies (is that a tautology?) are mad at him a) for supporting Donald Trump, our president, and b) for what he said the other day (https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/31/media-freaks-out-on-mypillow-ceo-mike-lindell-for-encouraging-americans-to-read-the-bible/).

Here’s what he said that got their noozie knickers in a twist:

“God gave us grace on November 8, 2016, to change the course we were on. God had been taken out of our schools and lives, a nation had turned its back on God. I encourage you to use this time at home to get back in the Word. Read our Bibles and spend time with our families.”

Oohhhh! Pretty vexatious, isn’t it? How dare he say such things? How dare he even suggest them? Betcha anything he’s taking away someone’s childhood. Does he not know that any mention of God or prayer or the Bible or anything religious is, like, unconstitutional? Where’s the ACLU? Somebody’s gotta sue this guy! Nobody should be allowed to say a thing like that!

And if we ever get a Democrat back in the White House, no one will.


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