No Moar Crismiss!!!!!

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Tooday it “is” a Grate Day “forr” our Collidge,, we hadded “a” spacial Emurjintsy meting of the Stoodint Soviet and “we” voated yunannamistly to outlaw Crismiss becoase “it” “is” a Racist holladay!!!!!

Insted of Crismiss we whil cellerbrate the burth Of our Pressadint Foure Lyfe Pressadint Obamma!!!!! How Grate is that!?!?

Unforchinitly our Obamma statchoo’s Hed it falled Off “agenn!”! so we hadded to maik anether New One out of Play-Doah!!!! this heer “it” is Verry Impotant and I amb verry sirius abuot it!!!!! As sooon as we “put” the New Hed on the Statchoo evry boddy at Collidge thay “whil” has to Warship It!!!!!! and anny boddy whoo doughnt “do” it we wil keey thare Car!!!!!!!! This heer it “is” waht Freedumb of Relijjin it reely is!!!!!!!!!!

And aslo “IN” adittion to this thay wil has To naim thare Petz afftar Pressadint Obamma tooo!!! This one gye heer he has A Hammstir naimed Fluphfy,, he sayed he woont “chainge” his naim so we beet himb up!!!! This heer it “is” Dyvercity In Acsion!!!!!!! It doughnt mater Iff yiu has a Catt oar a Dogg oar a Turdle,, yiu has got To Naim It afftir Pressadint Obamma and aslo Prey “to” It tooo!!! Evin the stodint whoo hases A Pet Leech Wurm he whil has to naim that Pressadint Obomma tooo!!

Wee woont Stop “un-till” evry boddy Heer thay “are” ezzackly The Saim!!!!!!!!

I hoap that doughnt meen i has got to Chop Offf my moth antenners!