Today’s Most Disgusting Nooze Story

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Oh, boy, comic books and politics! I just knew they’d come together someday.

Big Comix (Marvel) and Big Pharma (Pfizer) have teamed up to promote COVID shots for all the kiddies (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/10/09/marvel-teams-with-pfizer-promotes-covid-vaccines-in-avengers-everyday-heroes-sponsored-comic/). And make sure, boys ‘n’ girls, that you get every booster shot that Pfizer can invent!

And why should you do this? Why get all those Jabs?

Because… oh, you’re gonna love this! Because…

Submitting to the shots makes you an “Everyday Hero”! It says so in a brand new Marvel comic book, in which “the Avengers” go all out for the vaccines–never mind the doubt, the controversy, the debate, or anything else that the statists at Big Tech try to censor into silence.

Look at the big twollop in the picture, showing off his band-aid where he got The Jab. He’s an Everyday Hero now! Fantastically obnoxious, too.

That’s almost as good as being a Marvel super-hero.

Honestly, you can hardly keep your breakfast down…

Yes, any kid, any poor schlub, can be an Everyday Hero! All you have to do is get The Jab!

And if it winds up making you sterile, or killing you… blame MAGA Republicans. Joe Biden does.

‘Diverse’ Characters Drive Down Marvel Comics Sales

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You’re supposed to outgrow comic books, hopefully by the time you’re 12 years old or so. Nevertheless, every summer brings another batch of movies based on stupid comic books.

Well, Marvel Comics sales are in the toilet, and the company president in charge of sales made a huge faux pas recently by saying the reason the sales are down is because Marvel’s “diversity push” has turned a lot of people off ( http://atlantablackstar.com/2017/04/04/marvel-vp-claims-sales-due-diversity-push-quickly-walks-back-statement/ ).

“We saw the sales of any character that was diverse… people are turning their nose up against.”

Oops. Shouldn’t have said that. So now he has to recant, but it’s always hard to lasso the truth once you’ve let it out of the paddock. Maybe he can claim sales are down because the Russians hacked their system.

By the way, how does any individual, superhero or just plain schlub, be “diverse”? Multiple personality disorder?

Well, what do they expect? They turn The Mighty Thor into a woman (!), Captain America into a crypto-Nazi, and try to represent every known ethnic group with a caped superhero–I mean, is that mind-numbingly tedious, or what?

Adults still fixated on comic books: I call it culture rot.