(I wonder if I’ve come to the wrong place. Looks like nobody’s been here for a while…)
Would you believe it? Holy cow, I missed the Oscars! The 95th annual Academy Awards, and I missed them!
This is a calamity. It seems I mistakenly went to some attic somewhere… I dunno, I never saw any of those movies anyhow.
Time out! B-I-G timeout, while I try to figure out what to do next.