You didn’t think I’d actually post a picture of a sex-bot, did you? Here’s a nice hamster instead.
Wow. A machine that can…uh… love you.
Did I just write what I thought I wrote? I mean, there’s hardly anybody here today, I might be dreaming. Nah… There it is.
Got ten thousand dollars to piss away? Well, a company in California has just the thing for you–a sex robot that will (they say–do you believe them?) more or less fall in love with you. And you’ll fall in love with it. So much nicer than trying to carry on a romance with your blender.
See? There’s a technological answer for everything!
God help us.