Oops! Media Almost Set Off WWIII

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There’s fake news that’s done on purpose, and then there’s fake news that just happens because people make mistakes.

This weekend, the world almost went to war because of a cock-up by a couple of nooze agencies (  http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-14/chinese-media-almost-sets-world-war-3-erroneous-north-korea-headline ).

North Korea was having its annual “Day of the Sun” parade, honoring the depraved homicidal maniacs who run the place: this after repeatedly declaring they were going to test a nuclear weapon, breaking an international treaty, and threatening to bomb America’s allies and military bases. So that made a lot of people nervous.

Well, they haven’t set off the nuke yet. What they did was to trot out their new improved long-range missile for the parade.

First China’s Xinhua news agency reported–oh, boy!–“North Korea Fires Projectile.” Shoulda been North Korea displays projectile. America’s Bloomberg news agency picked up the Chicoms’ fumble and ran with it, full speed to the wrong goal line. And it seems there was a bit of a military scramble started until someone sorted out the error before anyone could start shooting.

Remember, in Jaws, Roy Scheider sees the giant monster shark and tells Robert Shaw, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”? And Shaw doesn’t listen to him, does he–and his boat gets wrecked and sunk and he gets eaten by the shark.

We need a bigger boat than the one designed and built by what passes for human wisdom.

God is the only one who has such a boat. Reminds me of a boat He once lent to Noah and his family…

N. Korea Nuke Test Might Set Off Volcano

This waste of space might cause a major volcanic eruption. Don’t ask me about the Swiss cheese in the background.

We won’t know what to make of this story until it’s too late: scientists warn that North Korea’s underground A-bomb testing near a freakin’ big volcano could cause the volcano to erupt ( http://la-kabylie.com/2016/02/19/kims-nuclear-tests-threaten-to-set-off-volcano/ ).

Oops.

Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord and against His anointed, saying, Let us cast away their cords from us, and burst their bands asunder!

He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh; the Lord shall have them in derision. –Psalm 2

We must be keeping Him in stitches lately. One look at NK dictator Kim Jong Un or whatever his name is–did you know the people of North Korea are required by law to worship this douchebag and his family as gods?–and you might be in stitches, too. But it’s not funny to the people who have to live there.

So they’ve been warned, don’t set off the bombs, you might cause a volcanic disaster–but they won’t listen. Orgulity, thy name is self-destruction.

I didn’t mean to bring up any news on Sunday: but I’m pretty sure the Lord Our God is taking notice of these things and will not leave them un-addressed for too much longer.