I seem to have offended the centaur community. Who knew there even was a centaur community?
Of course, the solution would be never to write anything about centaurs anymore. Or anything else, for that matter. There’s always someone who’s going to be offended. They get mad at you if you don’t offend them! Not offending them offends them. You can’t win. All these microscopic little subcultures trying to tell us what we can say and can’t say…