Davos Doomster: ‘Stop Eating Meat’

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Couldn’t find quite the right picture of the crowd at Davos, but this is the next closest thing. With apologies to the baboons.

The Davos Doom-Fest continues. A few days ago the chairman of Siemens–I thought it was a furniture outlet in New York, but it’s actually one of those huge amorphous corporate blobs–said a billion people have to stop eating meat. “If a billion people stop eating meat…” it’ll all be hunky-dory (https://londondaily.com/siemens-ag-chairman-calls-on-one-billion-people-to-stop-eating-meat-to-combat-climate-change-at-klaus-schwab-s-world).

This doofus said he stopped eating meat when his 24-year-old daughter chided him for not doing enough to erase his Carbon Footprint. (I capitalize these things because liberals think they’re So Important.) So he stopped eating meat. Meanwhile, he has a private jet take him round the block for donuts.

Wise Globalists, he promised, will compensate you for the meat they took away: they’ll create artificial foods in the laboratory and it’ll be ever so much nicer than the real thing!

I’m still boggling over John Kerry’s description of himself and his ancient playmates as “a select group of human beings… talking about saving The Planet.” Whoever made that selection needs to go back to kindergarten. Kerry added, “It’s almost extraterrestrial.” Is there a psychiatrist in the house?

These are the idiots who want to rule over every aspect of our lives.

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Memories being what they are in this crowd, an instruction manual will come in handy.

Sorry, but I refuse to use the term “sex worker.” If you can’t figure out why, you’re not very good at figuring.

Anyway, the Masters of the World are descending on Davos, Switzerland, for their annual wingding, they’ve already landed some 1,700 private jets (“carbon footprint,” anyone?)–and right behind them are the prostitutes… drawn to these rich old commies like flies to road kill (https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/prostitutes-charge-davos-attendees-2500-a-night/).

The going rate, we hear, is $2,500 a night. If you think that’s way too expensive, try to imagine being up close and personal with John Kerry. It’ll make your flesh crawl in a vain effort to escape.

Once again the message is, “You’re all gonna die from Climate Change unless you give us all your money and total power over your lives!” Honk if you would like Al Gore to have total power over your life. Honk twice if you believe in Man-Made Climate Change That Can Be Controlled By An All-Powerful Government–then trade in your brain for a lump of Silly Putty, it’ll work better.

Is there a Yelp page with customer reviews? Do me a favor and don’t let me see it.