pandemic politics – Lee Duigon

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Which germ will launch the 2024 pandemic?

Next year’s national elections are for all the marbles. Democrats will trot out every dirty trick they know… while Republicans dither.

We have learned that nothing works better than a great pandemic to skew an election . Lockdowns, mail-in ballots, drop boxes, bundles of ballots delivered after the polls closed (tons of unexpected Democrat votes)–hey, it worked in 2020! The Democrats could have gotten a palm tree elected president. They settled for Biden.

Let’s get up a pool! What will be the next pandemic, just in time for the 2024 elections? A new COVID variant leads the pack so far, but don’t count out measles, bird flu, collywobbles, plague–don’t count out anything. Just write down your guess and mail it in to the pool. Anyone who guesses right gets a million dollars and free jabs.

If they do wind up nominating a palm tree, though, all bets are off.

Weirdest And Strangest News Stories Of 2017 - Oddee

A guest editorial writer for The Washington Post has declared, “We have to destroy free speech in order to save it!”

Columnist Jock Jidrool said “We’ve got only a few years, two or three at most, before Climate Change catches up to us and that’s all she wrote, game over, no more Mr. Planet! The prime minister of New Zealand, whatsername, is, like, totally right when she says no one in the world should be allowed to express any kind of skepticism for Climate Change! And that goes for gender change, too!”

Leering slyly at the computer monitor which he thinks is a TV camera, Mr. Jidrool says, “Ya want free speech, eh! Well, what kind of free speech do you think you’ll have after you destroy the Planet and everybody dies? Huh? Huh?

“A global speech regime is the answer! The COVID pandemic showed, for sure, that you can make everybody fall into line once you’ve scared their asses off. Once you’ve got ’em all trained to obedience, only then it’ll be safe for them to say what’s on their minds. But as it is, so-called ‘free speech’ might just as well be out-and-out terrorism!”

He also labeled persons who don’t subscribe to The Washington Post “stochastic terrorists.”