Oh, No! Your Sex-Bot Might Kill You!

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No, I’m not going to post a picture of a sex-bot! Here’s a nice summery katydid instead–and thanks be to God for the way they sing to us at night.

“All it takes it one line of bad code,” an expert warns–and next thing you know, your superhumanly strong mechanical girlfriend has got her hands around your neck and won’t let go, she’s strangling you, dude–!

No, not a nightmare. More of an absurdity. Be that as it may, we have been warned: “coding errors” might turn your sex-both into an unstoppable killing machine (https://clarion.causeaction.com/2019/08/25/sex-bots-with-coding-errors-prone-to-violence-and-could-strangle/).

Especially, warns the expert, “if they are equipped with free will.”

Equipped with free will? By who? Oh–by the programmer. So you mean they are programmed to have free will?

I can hardly believe I’m typing this absurdity. But I assure you I’m not making it up. It only sounds that way.

So, if you’re one of those weird people who has a sex-bot…

Well, whatever happens probably serves you right.