From July 10, 2020
I wented to “a” reel kool lexture “last” nihght it was all abuot a New Scyints i has nevver herd “Of” it is caled Clepto-Zoo-Olligy! Oar somb thing “lyke” That!!
Did yiu know thare is aminals alll Over “the” Whirld that noboddy thay has sceen themb befour??? Somb of themb is Dynasores and Willy mammeths but somb of themb “thay” are smawl aminals and clepto zooollagists thay “Are” loocking al Over “the” plaice to fyned themb!!!!
We seen a Lot “of” slydes of theeze Secret Creetchers lyke :the “ones” up thare In the Pixture,, i hasnt nevver sceene nothing Like themb befour,, thay live Up In “The” deeep wooulds ware thare “is” aslo Big Foot and Choopa Capra and the Lock Nest Manster!!!!! Somboddy whoo was jist “a” Biggit “and” a Hater he sayed thay “are” Ownly plane old Rabbets so we beet himb up,, that is reel Socile Jutstus!!!!
Heer is anether Clepto Aminal.
At frist i thinked I sceene One “Of” theeze onct rihght hear On Our Campis it was clyming “a” Treee but ackturally it is a Seecrit Clepto Zology Creetcher it livves in Affricker and the Naytivves thay are al Afrayed of it!!!! The lexture sayed it jist gose “To Shoh” that thare is Seecrit Creetchers evry ware!!!
The lexture thay sayed theeze aminals thay Are Prooof that Evilusion it is Reel and evin Peeple thay are goingto Evolve “into” somb thing Elsse so i amb goingto Keep a Iye out fore “it”!!!!!!
Anything to support a natural world made by blind chance. 🙂 I have to wonder how many real animals many of today’s college students have actually seen. I’ve heard of students that knew virtually nothing about farm animals, and other domestic creatures.
Then there’s the polar opposite; people who think that all animals are tame and friendly. I saw a documentary about some clown that decided he would commune with the Grizzlies, and went to live in a tent, near where grizzlies were common. He had no clue about the wildlife he met up with, because he was living in a fantasy. He would talk to wildlife and expect them to understand him. He went missing, and when they found his camp, they also found film of him meeting his demise, because a grizzly did him in. Yeah, Joe would probably be that dumb.
There have been a couple of grizzly bear aficionados who died nasty deaths.