Why Must I Be a Cisgender Millenial in Love?

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Don’t laugh. Back in the 1960s they used to have off-Broadway plays with titles like that. We used to hear about them.

So here it is, Memorial Day weekend, and it’s raining steadily all day, and tomorrow, and it’s too cold to go outside without your winter coat… hot dog! Blobal Gorming! Climbit Change! Cthulhy fhtagn! Quick, give the government more power! And more of our money! If we give them enough, they’ll save us. Please pay no attention to those record low temperatures. (Dammit, Zuckerberg said he was gonna censor those!)

How do you round up enough random thoughts for a random thoughts column? It looks so easy when Thomas Sowell does it!

The other night somebody unfurled a huuuuge banner from the stands at Yankee Stadium, which read: TRUMP WON, Save America. Right on, kimosabe. Even in New York they know that election wasn’t kosher. Almost makes me want to be a Yankee fan again.

It would be easier to jot down and publish random thoughts if you didn’t have censors and ban artists breathing down your neck. You’ll have to read my mind for some of these.

Ah, well. Don’t forget our porch party, which I’ve moved ahead to tomorrow to give us time to imagine more stories and games and snacks. Don’t worry about the weather; the imaginary weather will be just fine.

And here’s a cute little axolotl to speed you on your way.

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Out of Ideas?

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Let’s see… Gotta shop for groceries this morning, I wonder how many stores we’ll have to visit, to get what we need for the week. Gotta bring my car home from the garage. Write a Newswithviews column (good luck with that, dude!). And somehow generate blog posts.

But posts about what? Honk if you’re totally sick and tired of reading about some stupid virus that Red China unleashed on the world and now hopes to get away with. Is anybody’s appetite for virus nooze so insatiable that they even have to get it here?

We watched a really scary movie last night. I suppose I could review it. That might be fun. Anybody up for a movie review?

Dinosaur news? Aliwalia rex is no more. Blow me down. He was never anything but bones from several different dinosaurs mistakenly cobbled together. Devastating, isn’t it? The super-predator of the Triassic never existed. Next thing we’ll find out, the Triassic never existed, either.

Maybe I’ll write about that.

But first the quest for groceries…