‘Memory Lane: The Remco Bulldog Tank’ (2018)

This was a great toy, the Remco Bulldog Tank. Hours of fun, making it crawl over formidable stacks of books!

Memory Lane: The Remco Bulldog Tank

Are kids still allowed to play with toy tanks, or do the schools keep them too busy dithering about their “gender” for anything else?

As for turning sweet little kids into Genghis Khan–

War is born of Original Sin; but it’s better to be good at it than bad.

Memory Lane: The Remco Bulldog Tank

This toy was a hot item in 1960, and my brother, then eight years old, got one for Christmas: Remco’s Bulldog Tank. Battery-powered, its mighty caterpillar treads would take the tank up and down steep hills of my mother’s books, all the while making a not entirely hopeful wheezing noise. Our family’s home movies show it doing that while my brother watches in angelic rapture.

Best of all, it shot! Boom! Well, not “boom,” really. It went “click.” It fired these plastic projectiles and ejected brass shell casings. Y’know something? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tank in a war movie eject a shell casing. But they must have, right? I mean, you can’t have the turret filling up with shell casings.

I wonder if they still make toys like this for kids–or do they try to make out like there’s no more war, we don’t need tanks to protect us from the bad guys anymore? Meanwhile, the same children deemed too emotionally fragile for a Bulldog Tank spend hours every day playing Zombie Massacre video games. Go figure.