Memory Lane: ‘The Visible V-8’

Unbuilt 1960's Renwal The Visible V8 Engine plastic model kit 802:1298 |  Toys Trains and Other Old Stuff LLC

Hey, boys ‘n’ girls! How would you like to build your own V-8 engine that really runs?

This was a hot toy in 1960–the Visible V-8. A lot of the parts were transparent so you could see how the engine worked. My father got my brother one for Christmas that year. Mark was pretty handy, but this model was too advanced for him; and I don’t get machines, so I was no help. Dad wound up having to assemble it.

I had to admit this was pretty cool. Push rods and pistons and rocker arms, and the fan propeller! Just hook it up to a couple of flashlight batteries, and you were off to the races. Lots of transparent parts so you could see what was going on inside. Even I learned a thing or two about engines from this. (“If them parts don’t move like so, it’s to the garage you go…”)

We had a lot of those “visible” models–the Visible Man (skeleton with guts–horrific), Visible Frog, Visible Cricket (yes, really)… and the coup fourre: the Visible Head. Crickey, you could open up a doctor’s office with this stuff. Just add a fake diploma.

Since 1960 there’ve been any number of “visible” engine model kits; I’m afraid to ask what they cost.

 

‘Memory Lane: The Remco Bulldog Tank’ (2018)

This was a great toy, the Remco Bulldog Tank. Hours of fun, making it crawl over formidable stacks of books!

Memory Lane: The Remco Bulldog Tank

Are kids still allowed to play with toy tanks, or do the schools keep them too busy dithering about their “gender” for anything else?

As for turning sweet little kids into Genghis Khan–

War is born of Original Sin; but it’s better to be good at it than bad.

Memory Lane: the Magic 8-Ball

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Ask it a question, it’ll tell you no lies! That’s because it can’t, but never mind: it’s the Magic 8-Ball, invented in 1950 and still going strong.

My cousins and I had enormously good times with their Magic 8-Ball, asking embarrassing questions about each other and getting embarrassing answers. “Is Joanne in love with that creepy guy down the street?” “It is certain.” You get the idea.

I’m more than a little surprised that no one has trotted out the Magic 8-Ball to prognosticate this year’s political contests. Think of the money they’d save, just asking the 8-Ball. “Is Joe Biden all there?” “Please concentrate and ask again.” “Do those people on CNN ever tell the truth?” “Certainly not!”

In fact, it’d be instructive to compare the Magic 8-Ball to the various TV nooze analysts, scoring them for accuracy. I dare you to do it, MSNBC. Triple-dog dare you!