You can’t tell me that cars, refrigerators, floor lamps, etc., etc., don’t have minds of their own. Well, you could tell me–but I’d find it hard to believe you.
Yes, the old toilet used to give us fits. It only worked when it was in the mood. Or when it was threatened with replacement. We finally got a new one. I hope it understands what happened to its predecessor.
As for cars–well, with the money we spend on them, and all the agita, you’d think they’d be more grateful…