My Newswithviews Column, July 13 (‘The Silly Season’)

You’ve just gotta love those Obamas, rage-tweeting about how oppressed they are, aboard a luxury yacht in Greece; and the dindles in Oregon who want segregated hiking paths in the middle of the forest. It takes a lot of work to achieve this much idiocy.

The Silly Season

Summer used to be “the silly season” in news reporting; but now the silliness goes on year-round. I once, uh, “covered” a 9-year-old finding a dead fish washed up on the beach (who’d have thought it!)… because there was nothing else to write about and we had a paper to fill.

Hey! Are we all done with lockdowns yet? I mean, we could use ’em to avoid the risk of meeting anyone who might be “prejudiced”…

‘Pinocchio Murdered Jiminy Cricket: the Cover-Up’ (2016)

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How many of you know that Pinocchio murdered Jiminy Cricket–with a hammer, no less?

https://leeduigon.com/2016/08/25/pinocchio-murdered-jiminy-cricket-the-cover-up/

Join the Eyewitless News Team as they get to the bottom of this disgraceful, shocking story.

Then later they can attack Donald Trump.