A Jackass Wins a Greegie REPRINT

From May 22, 2013

This week’s Greegie Award, for egregious stupidity and clueless arrogance in government, goes to a jerk from Rhode Island who blames the killer tornado in Oklahoma on Republicans and other “climate change deniers.”

U.S. Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse–just what the White House needs, these days: yet another thing to be ashamed of–ranted on the Senate floor about the GOP “run[ing] off the climate cliff like a bunch of lemmings” and being a bunch of “polluters” and “deniers.” (Democrats, of course, never pollute. If you don’t believe it, just visit New Jersey.) “You drag America with you to your fate,” he gibbered insanely.

Yes–if only we would let progs and libs and Dems take all our money and wipe out all our freedom, and do whatever it is they want to do, there would be no more tornadoes. All we have to do is let them dictate the most minute details of our lives, and they’ll stop Global Warming in its tracks.

Senator Outhouse went into his partisan rant while the people of Oklahoma were still digging out the bodies and gazing blankly at the wreckage of their homes. This is clueless arrogance with a vengeance.

Meanwhile, today’s online AP poll asks, “Do you think the tornado was caused by Global Warming?” The poor AP pollsters: they never get the answer they want. The tally so far: Unsure, 373; Yes, 1,034; No, 2,170. That’s 2-1 against your side, boyos.

 

Democrat Weirdo of the Week

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We’re not allowed to make fun of… this?

I am about to do something for which Rep. Frederica “Goofy Hat” Wilson (D-FL) says I ought to be prosecuted and packed off to jail (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvwfB8M4qc)/

I’m going to make fun of members of Congress. Online. Here’s lookin’ at ya, Freddy!

There’s always so much competition, to be the Democrat weirdo of the week. You’ve always got to beat out Alexandria Crazy-O Cortez, not to mention a couple hundred other yinks. I wish I could remember who called “Beto” O’Rourke a Furry on a skateboard. And then there’s Congressman Einstein Johnson from Georgia, who says Guam will capsize if we put any more Marines on it.

Could we possibly do any worse if we chose our representatives by a lottery instead of an election? It’s embarrassing to be governed by creatures with no more sense than God gave a birdbath!

Hey, Dems! This is America, not North Korea. We have a God-given right to say what we think of you–and it ain’t good. But you go right ahead: propose a bill to criminalize making fun of Congress. Go right ahead and try it; we can wait. I dare you to do it. I triple-dog dare you.

Do you think it’s easy, satirizing dopes like you? You provide your own satire every time you flap your jaw!

Well, that’s the really hateful thing about communism: you get murdered by idiots.