super-heroes – Lee Duigon

I detest comic books and super heroes, the whole idea of super heroes–and after you real this, maybe you’ll understand why.

To help feed the liberal-brewed fantasy that there is this huge population of transgender people “living in the shadows” (like illegal aliens who only come out to commit crimes), AfterShock Comics, in September, plans to introduce Alters, a comic book featuring the world’s first transgender super hero, named “Chalice.” ( http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/06/23/the-worlds-first-transgender-superhero-paul-jenkins-and-leila-leiz-launches-alters-from-aftershock-in-september/ ) As in Charles + Alice = Chalice. Ain’t that clever? But what else could you expect from “a diverse team of creators”? Translation: a gaggle of moral imbeciles.

Yes, folks, we do need this in our culture, don’t we? Yes, from now on we’re just going to create ourselves, and have no more use for God.

Do we really want to be created, or re-created, by idiots? Is that what we really, truly want?

Because that’s what we’re getting.

For those of you who are into super-heroes, be advised that not all super-heroes make the grade. Here are four that didn’t.

Skin Man. Essentially a complete human skin with nothing inside–no bones, flesh, blood, or organs–Skin Man stops crime by flinging himself on top of the bad guy and impeding his movements. A lot of readers said they found this “just too gross.”

Blunder Woman. Her motto is, “There’s no problem that can’t be solved by sheer stupidity.” Blunder Woman is unusual in that she is actually a villain who always tries to help criminals carry out their evil schemes. But her incessant blundering causes all the crimes to fail.

Captain Whine-O tries to stop the bad guys by following after them and whining about how mean they are. They just can’t shake him off; and because he has no real substance, shooting him doesn’t work. In the end they ignore him and do the crimes anyway. But it isn’t as much fun as it should have been.

Dr. Suzy Snoozy, aka The Incredible Hulk of Nothing, suffered a freak accident in her lab one day. Pelted by special gamma rays, Suzy now, whenever there’s a crisis, turns into a gigantic paramecium. Unfortunately, before she can intervene in any crisis, she must reach the nearest body of water as soon as possible and crawl into it before she dehydrates. But then there’s not much a paramecium can do about anything, anyhow, even if it is as big as a full-size human being.

Oh, well. At least they all had nice costumes.