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Build a Better World–with LSD!

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Damn! If only I were some kind of expert, I, too, could come up with cool ideas like this!

Following news reports that assorted techies are now taking LSD to increase their productivity, an expert in Spain says taking LSD can reorganize your brain in a “harmonizing” way, “just like improvising jazz musicians,” leading to “more openness” and a greater willingness to try new things (http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/article203341684.html#fmp). Even if they’re incredibly bad new things.

As if it weren’t bad enough that all our wannabe world-improvers are as crazy as bedbugs to begin with, now they want to give themselves “an extra edge” by taking hallucinogenic drugs.

Is that where all these swell ideas are coming from? Gender fluidity, free money for all, free college tuition for everybody, compulsory exercise at work–they’ve all been doing drugs? Well, that would certainly explain what they’re doing to our civilization.

So let’s all bomb our brains with drugs, and see what we come up with.

It’s gonna be great! What could possibly go wrong?


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