Glug-glug-glug! We’re all gonna drown because of Climbit Change! More power to the government!
(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.)
The Far Left is scratching its head over its inability to weed out “Climate Change denialism” (https://www.dukechronicle.com/article/2024/04/041824-narain-climate-change-disbelief). Why don’t people believe in Climbit Change–the great boogie-man of our age?
Sheesh! Let me count the ways! Or don’t I have the space to do that here?
*Everybody knows (except college professors) that the earth’s climates always fluctuate and have always done so. Ice Age, anybody? Remember when they were trying to scare us with the new Ice Age?
*Dukechronicle.com cites a “distrust in… all of science as a whole.” (Remember the equation: Science + Politics = Politics.) They link this to “a distrust in people.” Not just any people, says I. Many of us can’t trust Democrats under any circumstances, and Democrats are the ones pushing Climbit Change. They do it to get their grubby hands on our money and to accrue power to themselves at our expense.
Forsooth, there is “a broken relationship between the ivory tower–” another crowd pushing Climbit Change for all they’re worth–“and very much the rest of the world.”
*If you trust the colleges and universities, there’s something wrong with you.
They’ve been hitting us over the head with their alarmism for years now, every day. If they had their way, they’d set up re-education camps for those of us who doubt their word. And they still can’t close the deal! You’d think that’d tell them something, wouldn’t you?
Takeaway lesson: Never, never, never give in to Far Left Crazy.
We’ll be very, very sorry if we do.