‘Help Wanted: Blathering Numbskull’ (2015)

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These jokes are expensive!

This is just one of countless Obama-era horrors and monstrosities which will be revisited upon us if the fraudlent election of an organ grinder’s monkey is allowed to stand.

Help Wanted: Blathering Numbskull

Yes! By hiring some twaddler to prattle about “diversity and inclusion” and make sure people’s minds are right–because Diversity is all about coerced uniformity–the Internal Revenue Service proposed “to help make America stronger.” You wonder why people are not struck by lightning for saying such things.

 

Encore: ‘The Myth of Omnipotent Government’ (2017)

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(I am running so far behind today, I just don’t have time to sort through all the rumors that must now suffice us for the news. Meanwhile, it won’t hurt to repeat this post: it’s still true.)

It must be clearly understood that leftism is a kind of pseudo-religion, much given to fanaticism, oblivious to both truth and common sense, and a very present threat to social sanity.

The Myth of Omnipotent Government

Yeah, the government’s gonna do all those wonderful things that God never got around to doing, and all it takes is infinite money, infinite coercion, and The Smartest People In The World calling all the shots. If only we give them enough power over us, they’ll give us paradise on earth.

And I am the Sultan of Swat.

Once Again, ‘the Hottest Year Ever’

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Would you buy a used planet from these guys?

Honk if you’ve heard this before.

“Wow! This was the hottest year ever! Man, that Climate Change is really heatin’ up, we’re all gonna die, we’re doomed–doomed, I tell you!–unless we give the government a lot more money and a lot more power…” blah-blah-blah.

Yes, NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) is up to its old tricks. This time the Hottest Year Ever is–you guessed it!–2020 (https://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/2020-likely-end-hottest-year-record-rcna199).

This is an Associated Press nooze article on an NBC website; in other words, there is virtually no likelihood of it being true.

It’s always the hottest year, the hottest month, the hottest day. I guess they’re feeling their oats, expecting China Joe Biden will cow-prod America back onto the Citizen of the World Climate Change bandwagon, bringing back John Kerry and all the rest of the commie retreads. This is what happens when you allow criminals to steal elections.

‘The Myth of Omnipotent Government’ (2017)

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Yowsah, yowsah, it just can’t help but turn out great!

The idea that government can create an earthly paradise for us is the whole basis of leftism; and as Steve Brown used to say, it comes from Hell and smells like smoke.

The Myth of Omnipotent Government

Can you even begin to imagine the mischief, the horror, that would ensue if human nature really were infinitely capable of being purposely shaped and molded by whoever was in power? And vain attempts to do it don’t turn out so well, either.

Our country’s founders knew that. Voices crying in the wilderness…

‘How Stupid Do They Think We Are?’ (2014)

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Would you trust this guy to make a paper airplane?

“Roses are red, violets are blue/ Climate Change means that I dictate to you!”

Yes, they thought they’d convince us with… a poetess.

How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

Come on, all you chowderheads out there! Sign away your liberties! Let us take your money! Like, if you can’t trust Obama and the UN and Kerry and Al Gore–!

And they’re still pushing it, six years later.

Because they think we really are that stupid.

‘The All-Devouring Federal Government’ (2014)

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Jambo, here I am, comin’ atcha with another totally archaic and outmoded notion–

Maybe the government shouldn’t spy on us so they can micromanage our lives for us! Maybe they shouldn’t be allowed even to consider doing things like this–

The All-Devouring Federal Government

Woo-hoo, that’s old-fashioned! Imagine–limiting the power of government! How the dickens are they supposed to create utopia if we tie their hands behind them? Really, who knows better what you should be eating, day to day–you, or some faceless bureaucrat hooked up to an algorithm? Can we get modern here?

 

Face Masks Forever?

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When can we stop wearing the stupid face masks? When the Chinese Communist Doomsday Virus pandemic is over? And when would that be?

Oh, but Far Left Crazy has a great idea! Wear the face masks forever! For the rest of your life! ‘Cause even if COVID-19 goes away (which it won’t!), there’s always gonna be one or two other diseases out there that all-wise, all-powerful Government MUST prevent from making people sick!

It’s ideology, stupid. It goes like this. A. There is no God. B. That’s no problem, because the state can do everything God would do, or should do, if He really existed. Just think of Sammy Davis Jr. singing “The government can!” C. The more power Government gets, and the bigger it grows, the more it can do for us. D. If we keep on feeding it and growing it, the state will eventually be God (or good as) and nothing bad will ever be allowed to happen to anyone ever again.

But, see, for all that wonderful stuff to happen, the state has to control people’s behavior–at least until Science can find a way to control people’s thoughts as well.

This is Satanic ideology. A seduction brewed up in Hell. The devil’s rather proud of it: with it he’s ensnared whole nations.

Isn’t it time we tore the face masks off?

Socialist Paradise Conquers Virus

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The People’s Democratic Republic of East Shinola has claimed “110% victory” in its war against the Wuhan coronavirus (http://www.totallyfakenooze.com/east-shinola).

President-for-Life Dr. General Venerated Sage Ho Lee Kow said his new policy of “removing” anyone suspected of being infected with the virus “worked like a charm.”

“We don’t need to tell people to stay inside their homes,” he said. “They know their neighbors are just waiting to call us the moment they see anyone step outside. So they just naturally stay indoors!

“Socialist violence is really the gentlest form of behavior modification,” he added. “As of this moment, our glorious country has no whatchamacallit virus. I repeat: none!”

East Shinola law requires that anyone who contradicts the president be “re-educated” at an undisclosed location. Most of them are never seen again.

“We are waiting to buy cell phones from China so we can check on everybody, moment to moment, and know where they are and what they are doing,” the president said. “We have learned that the more control you have over people, the happier they are. Without an all-powerful government, they just get in trouble. Everything we do is for their own good.”

Virginia Proposes New Law to Protect ‘Hairstyles’

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Does he put his thumb in the soup? Good thing he’s not real…

All other things being equal, would you rather eat in a restaurant where the waiters and waitresses were neat, friendly, and attentive, or one in which the staff was slow, slovenly, inattentive, and got your order wrong, half the time? We don’t have to spend a lot of time on the answer, do we?

But the state of Virginia is debating a new law to add “hairstyle” to the protected categories covered by the Virginia “Human Rights Act” (https://wtvr.com/2020/01/29/racial-discrimination-hair/). Supposedly their chief concern is to protect “African-Americans’ traditional hairstyles.”

Question! How do they know an applicant wasn’t hired because of his or her hair flying around all over the place? Like, maybe the interviewer didn’t like the applicant’s attitude, state of personal hygiene, or some other detail that suggested that this person probably wouldn’t be a good employee? I mean, who’s actually going to tell the “human rights” wallahs, “I didn’t hire so-and-so because I don’t like his hair”?

Meanwhile, America’s colleges and looniversities habitually–and flagrantly–don’t hire conservatives. Studies indicate that libs outnumber conservatives 12-1 as professors and instructors. That’s okay? No discrimination there?

Do these people recognize any limitation at all to the scope of government? (Hint: No.) Have they nothing better to do than protect assorted hairstyles? (Hint: Probably not.)

At what point does government stop growing? I really do wonder.

‘Feds Want to Know if You’re Depressed’ (2016)

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Right up to the end of the Obama regime, they were plotting mischief–doubtless in the belief that President Hillary Clinton would give them the green light to continue wrecking the country.

One of their bolder schemes was to have the entire population tested for depression.

Feds Want to Know if You’re Depressed

God spared us a Hillary Clinton presidency, so nothing ever came of this. But I wonder–

Would they have discovered all 300 million of us were depressed?

And would they take the hint, and go away?