‘We Has Got a New Deen!!!’ (2019)

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Desperately trying to heal a blog which has suddenly lost 50% (!) of its viewership, I turn to a vintage essay by our idiot in residence, Joe Collidge.

We Has got A new Deen!!!

Yes, there’s nothing like Higher Education to make you stupid! Someday we will be looking up to chairs and fire hydrants as our intellectual betters.