TikTok and Communist China

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TikTok’s watching you and Comrade Xi is watching TikTok.

It doesn’t happen often, but this week the U.S. Senate voted unanimously to ban TikTok from all federal government devices (https://www.dailywire.com/news/senate-unanimously-votes-to-ban-tiktok-on-government-devices). Ten states have already done so.

Spoilsports! Just because TikTok is closely tied to the Chinese Communist Party, and spies on millions of Americans, and sends all sorts of private information about us to their masters in Peking… Is that anything to get upset about?

Anyway, it’s a bill in the Senate. To become law it has to pass the House and then be signed into law by SloJo. Which is where it’ll get interesting.

The Chicoms own the Biden family. What will he do if they order him to veto the bill? They’ve probably got enough dirt on him to bury him. Veto it or sign it–either way he’s in deep doo-doo.

And there’s another bill shaping up in the Senate for a total ban of TikTok nationwide.

Sen. Josh Hawley called TikTok “a Trojan horse for the Chinese Communist Party.” Ya think? It’s got some 100 million users in the U.S…. and the Chicoms have access to much of their personal and private information.

I’m betting the bill never makes it to the so-called president’s desk.

White House briefs 'TikTok stars' on Ukraine | The Post Millennial

Get your foreign policy dope straight from the horse’s [censored]!

So… there’s a big problem with Russia invading Ukraine, we’re not quite sure what to do with the rest of the Pandemic, and The Regime’s popularity is so far underwater, Jacques Cousteau couldn’t find ’em. What to do, what to do?

Aha! Simple! Just invite 30 TikTok “influencers” for a briefing at the White House, fill their empty skulls with the party line, and pay ’em a thousand smackers each to use their social media presence in the service of the worst president we ever even imagined (https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/03/11/tik-tok-ukraine-white-house/).

No matter how confused, feckless, incompetent, or dangerous its policies prove to be, The Regime now knows that TikTok’s got their backs. And as an added benefit, TikTok is owned and operated by a known, paid-for tool of the Chinese Communist Party! Does this bunch at the White House ever get into a bed that doesn’t already have a commie in it?

We’re also going to rely on some outfit called Gen Z For Change (does that stink to high heaven, or what?) to sell The Regime’s policies to ignorant young college types. What’s the average age of a TikTok influencer? Nineteen? Twenty?

Says a greybeard of 21, “People in my generation get all our information from TikTok!”

I rest my case.