The nooze is getting to me. It has aroused certain dark suspicions. Like these:
Joe Biden is a dybbuk.
The whole COVID thing is a rehearsal for global government.
The ultimate goal of the transgender movement is the extinction of the human race.
Behind the scenes, not-very-nice chimpanzees are running the show.
Tolkien wasn’t kidding when he wrote about Orcs.
You couldn’t stage a softball game with the number of Congressmen that China has not bought off.
I know, I know–it’s only nooze, most of it is lies. Mustn’t let it upset me. Pray harder, sing louder, laugh and make rude noises at pontificating liberals. Maybe we can laugh them off the stage. Let’s go, Brandon.