What the Dickens–?

The UN Just Put up a Giant Statue in New York That Resembles a 'Beast' Described in the Book of Revelation

(Thanks to Unknowable for the nooze tip.)

If you don’t already know, you’ll never guess what this is.

[Hand goes up in the studio audience. “Ooh-ooh! I know, I know!”]

Yup, you got it: a statue called The Guardian of International Peace and Security. (Damn. Shoulda guessed that.) It’s set up right outside United Nations headquarters in New York City.

Is this one of those things that’s actually worse than what it’s supposed to guard against? Some people think it looks like the Beast in Revelation. Or something from a Japanese monster movie. Rodan vs. The Thing from Yushi Mountain.

Let’s see… hmm… We’ve got all those rich-as-Croesus globalist honchos wanting to set up a global government that devours whole nations at a gulp, with themselves in charge of it, like, forever. I guess a horrible monster could symbolize that. Maybe there ought to be monsters set up all around the UN.

They used to install gargoyles to keep spiritual wickedness out of the cathedrals. We need gargoyles around the UN to keep it in.