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‘Beto’: Only Ten Years Left to Doomsday

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Why does this guy call himself “Beto”? I think it’s Sanskrit for “Jackass.”

Anyway, “Beto” O’Rourke, seeking the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, has upped the end o’ the world from twelve years to only ten–“the ten years that we have left to us,” he prattled (https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2019/04/29/orourke-scientists-say-we-have-ten-years-left-to-make-bold-change-on-climate/).

But we can even now save ourselves, he gibbered, with a “bold change” in our energy policies and a mere $5 trillion spent on getting rid of all “emissions”–I wish someone would get rid of his emissions–by 2050.

Hey, Beto! Did you flunk arithmetic in school? It’s 2019, right? Well, how much is 2019 plus 10–“the ten years that we have left to us”? [Waits 30 minutes for answer.] No, no–let me tell you: 2019 + 10 is 2029. That comes before 2050. So if you completely change our economy by 2050, according to your calculations, the world already ended 21 years before!

Revolutionary new idea: forbid politicians from being active in politics. We don’t want their kind running our country anymore. There has to be something you can spray at them to make them go away.


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