Zip, zero, nada–it’s as close to jolly unanimous as it’s possible to be. And this on the heels of him giving a positively endearing speech on what a no-good stinkin’ lousy country America is, built entirely on slavery and Jim Crow… two institutions which his political party energetically defended. I mean, you’d think that’d have voters swarming onto his bandwagon. “Right, dig it, America sucks!”
(The president’s right. If they hate it so much, they should leave. Prominent liberal jidrools are always threatening to do that, but of course they’re all still here. Libs just never tell the truth.)
At this point we wonder if Beto’s own mother has any plans to vote for him.
I jist lernt “sumnthing” grate “on” the CNN Niews!!!
That nogood Racist Biggit Moreon Donold Trumpt,, soone he “wont” “be” pressadint no moar!!! Beeto O. Rork he whil be pressadint insted!!!!! Becose CNN thay taked a pole and the pole it “showed” Beeto he is a head by ten poynts!!!! and i was so hapy i runned out-side and jumped “all” aruond butt i had to Stop wen my Pants thay splitted!!
Of coarse i stil whant Hillery she shuld be pressadint but Beeto he is amlost as grate!!! i fourget weather he is fromb Tecksis or Suedan but that dont mater! He is so grate!!! aslo he is a genieist, he is “reel” Smart! and he wuld of won Last time only The Russhins thay rigged that ellectoin in wearever it was so that bumb Ted Croose he wuld win insted!! So voating for Beeto it is amlost the saim “as” Voating four Hillery!!!!!
And yiu woodnt beleave How increddably Poplar Beeto he is!!! Did yiu know that at “his” Last Raly he had amlost 30 peeple!?? No whey thay wood evver fitt “in” My prefesser”s Tool Shedd!!! Plus i heared that all themb 30 peeple at the raly thay was all genieistes tooo!!! That is a awphle lot of brane powwer in jist One plaice!!!!!
Hear at Collidge our Stodent Soviet wee has all reddy rooled that evryboddy hear thay has to voat “four” Beeto or Elsa thay willl be ackspellt and lose al thare Tutoin munny!!! Becose yiu cant has No Dyvercity unlest evvry one thay al voats the saim whay!!!
Yiu jist whait untill Beeto he “is” pressadint!!! Yiu woont reckanize this nogood stopid countrie onct he “gets” thurohugh whith it!!!!!!
But we can even now save ourselves, he gibbered, with a “bold change” in our energy policies and a mere $5 trillion spent on getting rid of all “emissions”–I wish someone would get rid of his emissions–by 2050.
Hey, Beto! Did you flunk arithmetic in school? It’s 2019, right? Well, how much is 2019 plus 10–“the ten years that we have left to us”? [Waits 30 minutes for answer.] No, no–let me tell you: 2019 + 10 is 2029. That comes before 2050. So if you completely change our economy by 2050, according to your calculations, the world already ended 21 years before!
Revolutionary new idea: forbid politicians from being active in politics. We don’t want their kind running our country anymore. There has to be something you can spray at them to make them go away.