‘Beto’: Only Ten Years Left to Doomsday

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Why does this guy call himself “Beto”? I think it’s Sanskrit for “Jackass.”

Anyway, “Beto” O’Rourke, seeking the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, has upped the end o’ the world from twelve years to only ten–“the ten years that we have left to us,” he prattled (https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2019/04/29/orourke-scientists-say-we-have-ten-years-left-to-make-bold-change-on-climate/).

But we can even now save ourselves, he gibbered, with a “bold change” in our energy policies and a mere $5 trillion spent on getting rid of all “emissions”–I wish someone would get rid of his emissions–by 2050.

Hey, Beto! Did you flunk arithmetic in school? It’s 2019, right? Well, how much is 2019 plus 10–“the ten years that we have left to us”? [Waits 30 minutes for answer.] No, no–let me tell you: 2019 + 10 is 2029. That comes before 2050. So if you completely change our economy by 2050, according to your calculations, the world already ended 21 years before!

Revolutionary new idea: forbid politicians from being active in politics. We don’t want their kind running our country anymore. There has to be something you can spray at them to make them go away.

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5 responses to “‘Beto’: Only Ten Years Left to Doomsday

  • Phoebe

    He probably doesn’t know what an “emission” is. His entire generation and the ones following his (hard to believe that this mental pre-schooler is actually 40ish) are vociferous but inarticulate. Talk about “emissions”! Most of what they say is verbal flatulence. Even the picture you’ve posted of him sums up the content of leftist newspeak: “It’s all like really really like I mean ya know?”

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  • unknowable2

    Probably all cut from whole cloth.

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  • weavingword

    This really made me laugh, though I know in reality it’s too sad and ridiculous to be funny. You figure out how to make that politician repellant, and I’ll buy some. Be sure it comes in old style aerosol cans for good measure. 🙂

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  • thewhiterabbit2016

    Beto began his public proclamation for this policy of his at Yosemite Nat’l Park by speaking in Spanish (even though he is Irish). What a phony, baloney. Randy Terry of Operation Rescue fame is stalking Mayor Pete at his events clothed in a devil’s costume. Terry may want to visit some of Beto’s events also.

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