In just another couple of months, The One, Our Beloved Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, will no longer be our president [two-minute sobbing and sighing and gnashing-of-teeth break]; but that doesn’t mean you and your loved ones can’t relive every precious day of his spectacular and gloriously wonderful presidency.
The Barack Hussein Obama Book of Days is more than just a calendar. For one thing, it costs more: $299.98. But you won’t mind the price when you realize all proceeds go to the President Barack Hussein Obama Library in Mordor, and to the Clinton Foundation.
Every page of this 666-page calendar is embellished with an unforgettable quote by Our Beloved Leader. Imagine the thrill running up your leg as you read these immortal words. “We are the ones that we’ve been waiting for.” “You didn’t build that.” “If you like your doctor, you can keep him.” “Why, I knew nothing at all about it until I saw it on the TV news.” Imagine the undiluted ecstasy of reliving Our Beloved Leader’s Nobel Peace Prize, and witnessing how the world’s sea levels began to go down, the moment Our Beloved Leader was inaugurated. There are even some quotes by some of Our Beloved Leader’s most trusty acolytes. Deathless words, such as “You have to pass the bill to see what’s in it” and “At this point, what difference does it make?”
The Barack Hussein Obama Book of Days makes an ideal gift for The Winter Festival, May Day, Cinco de Mayo, or any other day! An ideal gift for the people you love, but also an ideal gift for the people you hate.
Buy it now, before they make it compulsory.
The page count says it all. 🙂
The nausea producing effect would be just too much for me. I can’t handle things that cause my stomach to turn; I’m too old for that.
Hey! Careful! That could be construed as hate speech.
“Buy it now before they make is compulsory” – LOL. A very expensive roll of anti-environmental toilet tissue indeed.