Cars thay Are Trans-Gender Tooo!

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Well we didnt has no Gender Studies 666 class today becose the prefesser he sayed “he” didnt feel So good becose he “is” menstrubating and he got to “go” buy Some tamp-ons! So i was walkin Back “to” somplace i forget ware, Whenn I heared some guy he sayed he “has got” to Put some Trans-Gender Floid in his car!!!

Wuld yiu beleave it I didnt “know” Cars thay can be Trans-Gender jist like peple!! See i never knowed alot abote “cars” I has got no Drivver Lisince becose that Test thay “giv” yiu it isnot fare! I hate that stopid “test” becose it Dis-respecks my Micro Culture witch says i dont has to pay No “attentchen” to no stop sines or Trafick lites becose thay just istnt Part “of” My realty!! Like wheye shuld i has to stop jist “becose” of some Stopid sine that its probbly Racist! Besydes i am a Interllectural and i dont nead to dryve no Car!

But nowh that i Has “larned” that Cars thay “can” be Trans-Gender well i whant one “of thoose” Trans-Gender Cars to dryve al aruond the Campas!! It jist gose to Show yiu that Gender Floiditty it is a Unaversile Part of Natchure! Cars thay must “have” Eovvolved that waigh! jist lyke evry Thing else!!!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

6 responses to “Cars thay Are Trans-Gender Tooo!

  • UnKnowable

    Be careful, Joe. There are different types of transgender fluid and if you use the wrong kind you will have to have your car toad (SIC) to the transgender shop and pay a lot of money to the transgender mechanic. 🙂

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  • Linda Sorci

    What about trains, planes, subways – are they going to see the light and be more inclusive too? Or will they take longer to evolve?

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    • leeduigon

      Wel yiu know Evilution it “works in” funy waighs i think Thare wil be Trans-Gender lawne moers neckst.

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      • UnKnowable

        You just explained the Husqvarna in my back yard. I thought it was a lawn mower, but it self identified as an instrument of torment, with me as its subject. 🙂

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        • leeduigon

          Ha ha i think “yiu speled” that rong! yiu nead to “go” to Collidge!

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          • UnKnowable

            Even the people that work for Husqvarna can’t spell that word, and I did too go to college.

            I paid for a certificate course in programming Cisco routers. I already know how to do that, but I thought that a formal course might be a good way to fill in the blanks. At the end of the first exercise, they wanted me to write about my feelings regarding the commands I had been taught. After that I didn’t go back to college.

            Actually, I have very strong feelings about router commands and, in view of the fact that we’re on the subject of college, I will express those feelings now, just like college teaches us to do.

            I feel that if I type “show IP route” into the command line, the router will show me the routes programmed into it. If I type “reload” into the command line, the router will reboot itself. I feel these things quite strongly and it makes me feel good that there are still a handful of reliable things in existence.

            Now, after expressing all of these feelings, I need to find some Pla-Doh and binge on chocolate while wearing flannel jammies and sitting in a bean bag chair. Either that, or I’ll break out the mountain bike and teach those hills in my neighborhood who’s boss. I think I’ll try the second idea, it sounds like the choice John Wayne would have made. 🙂

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