We hadded a meting of The Stodent Soviet “last nihght” and al yiu ordrinary dum fokes who “thinks” it is eazy being “a’ Introlllectural yiu dont know waht yiu “Are” talkin abote!! Yiu think its eazy thinking Up “al new” whays of makin Socile Jutstus? Yiu are jist al Stopid!!!
Butt we comed Up whith a Doozy lats nihght! This it wil reely Fix them Sex-ists! Evin ordrinary dum peeple thay auhght to be “abel to” under stand this!! And hear it is!
Iff yiu like wimmin, yiu are a Sex-ist!
Iff yiu dont like wimmin, yiu “are” A Sex-ist!
and Aslo iff yiu do not cair one Whay or another then yiu are aslo Sex-ists!!!
Lets sea yiu dum peeple get out “of” That!!!!!
Man our heds hurted becose it Was “so harrd” to Come Up whith this! Troo Introlllectural Thinking,, “it Is” harrd wirk!!That is “whye” yiu has to has a Collidge Eddication! Jist plane peeple thay “are Nott” smart Enuhgh to Think “of” stuph like this!! It maid me Dizzzy and i had “to eat” a hole paire of Jim Sox befour i fellt Normel again!! and aslo my Moth Antenners thay hert tooo!
We are goingto putt this “in” the Teechers Hand Book so thay can has a Inclusivv Clast Roomb and aslo so thay “Can” stop Micro Grecians befour thay start!!!
Thare woont be anny Moar bad thinking whenn We “get” throohgh!