We has Got A Free Speach Zone!!

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Them consturvatiffs thay Are such “cry babys”!! alyaws carying On “abote” free speach and some Frist Amentmint or somthing! So hear at Collidge wee hadto Give “them” a Free Speach Zone ware thay “culd” say al thair stopid stuff!!!

So now we got a Free “Speach” Zone and it is this hear Old phone boooth, the phone it dont work no “More” and al the biggits and christins thay can go insyde thare and say stuff! Only Of Coarse we hadd to make Excceptoins!!

Thay can say what evver thay whant Insyde the Free Speach Zone as long As “thay” dont say none of the follering,

hat speach, Homo Fobier, Izlambo Fobier, Trans Fobier, Climbit Chainge De Nile, and aslo thay cant alloud to say Anny thing bad “abote” Hillery, she shuld Be pressident!, Pressident Obamma (becose he Is “the” Gratest guy evver!!), anny Demmo Crat, and aslo “thay” cant say Anny thing good abote Stopid Donold Trumpt, Repulbbicans, the bybble, christanity, wite peeple, Americka, and thay cant “say” nothing goood abuot Them Selfs neither—butt othir Than That it’s all Free Speach!!!!

We whill addd More Restrickcions layter as we think of them,, we probly Fourgot some wenh we writ up “the” list!

And aslo we wil has our Micro Grecian and Divercity Responts Teem standin out syde the phone boooth to get “them” whan thay come “out”!!!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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