Yiu Has got To Funnd Me!!

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I has got to get one Of “them” “Go Funnd me” things and yiu has got “to” send munny and i wil tel yiu Why!

Last Nihght this gye at Collidge he showd me this Frogg and sayed he Wuld sel it “to” me four jist $1thousind dolars!!! Well i thinked “that was” a awful lott of munny and he sayed Yaeh “but Its Werth It!”” becose this is a spacial Magickle Frogg,, it “can Grant yiu” Three Whishes!!! al yiu got to do “is” whined it Up!! and it whill aslo bownce Up and Down!

So I assked him watt kynde of whisshes and he sayed “Anny kinde!!” How abote that!!!

Now i been “thinkin” al Day long abote watt whisshes I shuld Whish Four! that is knot so Eazy becose i wil ownly get Three!!! So far i am thinkin i whill whish I winned the Lotary and i whish Hillery she is Pressadint like fourevver!! and aslo mayby I wil whish Donold Trumpt he wil get eat up by Monsters “or” somthing!!! or mayby i wil whish I finish Transitchining into a Wimmin!!! Then i wuld “get” a A! in Gender Studdies!! and mayby my deegree tooo! and then i can “be” a Prefesser!!!!!

And aslo my Imadginery Freind Scrod ze is teling me iff I buyed “two” of them Froggs then “I” wuld get Sicks Whisshes insted of jist Threee! So maybe i bettar get two of thoze Go Funnd Mes!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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