When you’re finished posing for Forbes, your reparations check is ready
Do you think you should be punished for something you didn’t do, something that was done several generations before you were born, before your family had even come to this country?
What! You don’t believe in Reparations???
The United Nations thinks we Americans, those of us who can’t prove we’re black, ought to be forced to pay “reparations” to black Americans, for slavery that came to an end in America 154 years ago.
I’m home free, though, and you can be, too. Just do as I have done, and self-identify as a person of African descent. Anyone who would deny it is obviously a racist. Hey, I’m not gonna pay reparations to myself! And neither should any of you. Just take refuge in the dodge that leftids themselves have invented, and skate right over this.